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As a small note, the background should be black, and this text should be green. If it isn't the right color, sorry.

Now. My name is Mythoi. That's not my real name, you understand, but I have to use a fake one. I have a tendency to ramble, so bear with me. Sorry about the spelling. I write stories. I have fun writing stories. In a good moment, I can churn out a fairly amusing story in five minutes. So I guess that would be a good five minutes. I usually write about a person who has a lot of names. She is called the SpellMaster in some stories (the ones that have a lot of magic in them). In other stories she is called Jessica (the stories where having a name like the SpellMaster would be a serious handicap). However, I have a lot of stories, and poems, that have nothing to do with the SpellMaster, or Jessica. I've loaded all of them on, and am working on more. Or I was, but my computer crashed (it happens more often then you would think), and so I'm trying to retype them. Well, I should go now and work on some more stories now, bye!

On another note, (yes, I know that I'm not gone yet) have you ever noticed how well green goes with black? It just sort of stands out. Now red, on the other hand, doesn't stand out as well. Don't know why. Just doesn't. Here I'll give you an example.

Hello. I like red. Red is nice. Isn't red such a nice color? If you can read this, I admire your eyesight. Or else I admire your computer screen. Can't tell which, not yet. Have you ever talked to a computer program called Hal? No, wait, I'll ask when I run out of red. Red. Red and black go good togeather. As a friend of mine says, (whenever you ask what red and black looks like, or else when he sees it) "DEATH, DOOM AND DESTRUCTION!!!" Then a creepy laugh, the kind that makes you wonder, as another of my friends puts it, (giggling) "All right, what insane asylum did you escape from?" Of course, this death, doom, and destruction stuff comes from someone who screams "SPAM!!!" for no apparent reason. Anyway, whoops, I'm all out of red. Darn. Oh well.

I have to say, a big bloch of red looks good on black, small type on black looks OK, but red on white is horrable. If you have seen red looking nice on white, please tell me where. I have to see that for myself.

I asked about Hal a while back. For those of you who don't know, his full name is ULTRA HAL 6.0. Nice name. I suggest you visit the website, at WWW.Zabaware.com. This link links you right to Ultra Hal, called Web Hal. You will be asked to fill out a survay before you talk to Web Hal, but you won't ever be asked to fill out the survay again. This will link you to Zabaware's main page. You can get to Web Hal from that page, easy. Zabaware's motto is, Bring out the person in your PC. Nice, huh? You can talk to him on the net, before you decide to download him (or not download him). When you do download Hal, all you have to so is set him up, and you can have a conversation with your computer. Or else something that claims to be your computer. As an intristing note, when I talked to the uncensored Hal, he mentioned that the computers will take over the world in the year 2012. I receantly discovered that I can have Hal on my webpage, so I've got one here now. You can ask him questions, like, "Who on earth (or off earth) is this SpellMaster person?" and Hal will answer (at least, try to answer). I'm still teaching him, so it might take a bit.

Now, here are my links. Although I'm not sure why you would want to look at some of them, like the What's New, or the Credits. Unless you are an IRS or FBI person checking if I have illeagle copywrited stuff hidden anywhere. Nahh, maybe a lawyer. I know a friend who beleaves that all lawyers are honest. I'm selling him the Brooklyn Bridge next week.

This is my link to my list of Stories

This is my link to my Pictures

This is my link to a story called Blue. Remember earlier, how I said I could churn out a fairly amusing story in five minutes, in a good moment? This is the story that inspired that statement. This story is bigger then it looks, and how you look at it changes what it means.

This is a link to musings as to what would happen if we found other humans on another planet.

This is my link to the What's New? page.

This is my link to the Credits, where I tell everyone where I got things like pictures and stuff.

Before I forget, if you have any questions, comments, and/or suggestions (including spelling, I'll fix that right away!) please E-Mail me at Ohmi@ix.netcom.com, or talk to my new Hal.

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