She LIVES! Mwahahahaha!!!       Behold! For she is indeed alive, contrary to all expectations! Pah, to those who doubted me in my long (very long) absence! And such...       So. How goes life? I, do, indeed, live. (gasp! shock! horror!) And, no, you are not imagining this. I suppose I might as well put something useful here, considering as I just said that this won't be a "Ha! I posted!" post.       Erm... why I haven't posted. Well... I'm not that much of a journal person. As you can plainly see. Secondly, I haven't had that much free interenet time. Thirdly, when I do have the time, I forget all about writing a scribble. Fourthly... fourthly... well... there was one somewhere...       People, in general, act differently around different people. I act on way around one set of people (friends and such) then I do around a different set of people (parents, relatives, such). I slant events differently. I know one set will overreact in different ways to the same event, and I stress or destress parts to try and prevent this. When all sets are reading the same thingy, this is rather hard. So, that's the fourth reason I've not been posting. It's really, really hard to write stuff knowing that two sets of people will be reading it. Especially stuff that's journalish.       At that point, I was going to mention something like I was considering privating every part of this scribble, saying that if I wanted everyone to read it, I'd post it on the internet or something... but then I realized that this point was rather pointless, because this _is_ on the internet. And, if I private all of these, only one of my best friends will be able to read them. I wish I could have two passwords.             Hmm... post should be spelled poast. That's how I keep spelling it.       Anyway, I figure I might as well show you all the nifty new quote I came up with.             "Beware, for I shall smite thee with my Umbrella of Doom!"       *click*       *voo-poosh!*       "Mwahaha... eh... lemme get back to you oh that..."             :) I had more, but I don't have where I wrote them down near me, so you don't get to read them. Sorry.                   "HA! I posted! Now stop complaining!"       /back one/  |big list|  /on y va/