Three Bounces and a Yay!                   Chris is always complaining that I never date these things. This was updated on 9-12-02. It was actually written last week. It was delayed by several little triffles, otherwise it'd be here last week instead of now. That little aside finished, onto your irregularly scheduled scribble. :)                   *bounce bounce bounce* Yay!       Once again, I lament the sad fact that I simply do not have very many prasing adjectives. In order to achieve my aim of showing just how much I like something, I must hidiously mangle importent things like the distinctions between verbs, nouns, adjectives, adverbs, and so on.       *bounce bounce bounce* Yay!       In this case, I donÕt think IÕm going to even try. The total awesome coolness of this is much too utterly complete to defile in vain attempts to define it. That said, let me continue with what I was going to type about.             *bounce bounce bounce* Yay!       *bounce bounce bounce* Yay!       *bounce bounce bounce* Yay!             As I type this, I am listening to a song from the Nightmare Before Christmas on my computer. ThatÕs not the wonderful thing, although it is nice. The rather surprising thing, at least to anyone whoÕs listened to music on my computer, is that IÕm not using SoundJam. IÕm using iTunes. The iTunes, by itself, isnÕt a wonderful thing either. However, the reason that IÕm listing to music on iTunes is the really wonderful, marvelous thing.       *bounce bounce bounce* Yay!       I could be mean and vicious and cruel and regail you with a tale of my day today, and leave out the reason for me being excited beyond the poor limits of my vocbulary to express, or I could be nice and just come out and tell you. Hmmm... guess which option IÕm going to pick... >:) *bounce bounce bounce* Yay!       Mrrrr... that was supposed to be a manical laugh. IÕm still going to be evil though. Hehe... like in that one episode of Sluggy (which I canÕt link to, because my computer is offline (ahh, you wonder, how am I updating this, then... thatÕs part of the wonderfulness-beyond-words), so youÕll have to just find it on your own) where that evil brain-sucking chick sucked the brains of some elves, and then instead of skulking away to carry out her evil plans, she did a happy skip away (*bounce bounce bounce* Yay! (that was another evil laugh, by the way) (Aylee managed to kill her by doing her little EMP pulse after eating a truck full of potatoes (on the off chance that some reader is reading this and doesnÕt know what Sluggy Freelance is (and I havenÕt scared you off with that little description (hmm... how many parenthisies can I squish into here?) then you can find it at www.sluggy.com)))) (wow... lots. *bounce bounce bounce* Yay! (err... I mean, *cue evil laugh*))       *bounce bounce bounce* Yay!       So, before that digression (a digressed digression... which got digressed, what fun!), I was mentioning that I was going to be mean and not tell you right away why IÕm thrilled beyond words, but IÕm running out of room here, so IÕll just come out and say it.       *bounce bounce bounce* Yay!       I have an iPod.       *bounce bounce bounce* I have an iPod!       Yes, it is true. I own an iPod.       *bounce bounce bounce* I have an iPod!       ItÕs a five gigibyte iPod, which isnÕt bad...       *bounce bounce bounce* I have an iPod!       It came with iTunes (thus, the music IÕm listening to)       *bounce bounce bounce* I have an iPod!       This explains how IÕm typing this at home and updating at school.       *bounce bounce bounce* I have an iPod!       Because the iPod has a hard-drive.       *bounce bounce bounce* I have an iPod!       And thus, I can put things on the hard-drive       *bounce bounce bounce* I have an iPod!       Like... documents... and... Programs!       *bounce bounce bounce* I have an iPod!       Sinistrad... IÕm coming back!       *bounce bounce bounce* Yay!       But most importantly of all... I have an iPod!             *bounce bounce bounce* I have an iPod!       *bounce bounce bounce* I have an iPod!       *bounce bounce bounce* I have an iPod!       *bounce bounce bounce* Yay!       I have an iPod! *bounce bounce bounce* Yay!       *bounces away*                   /back one/  |big list|  /on y va/