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Temperature: five million degrees
Seas: fuzzy
Speed: five knots
8:00 a.m.--Breakfast will be on the zany deck. Today's special is toasted hamburgers.
9:00 a.m.--Please take advantage of the lifeboat drill. Caution! When boarding the lifeboats, let Doctors and Managers go first!
10:00 a.m.--Join the running in the pool.
12 noon--Lunch will be served in the dog deck. Today's luncheon special is boy burgers smothered in pizza sauce.
1:00 p.m.--"The Nightmare Before Christmas" wil be shown in the keel.
4:00 p.m.--Tea and candied spinach salads will be served on A deck.
6:00 p.m.--For the Captain's dinner, Chef Jenny will prepare her world "Baked Hotdogs."
8:00 p.m.--Get ready for the "Michael Jackson" party. Come dressed as a famous person. The person with the most creative costume will win a swim with the name SS Dolphin carved on it.
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