The Innocent stroll through the Woods


Those aren't ordinary unicorns! Those are rabid, canabalistic, flesh-eating unicorns! Run! Run! AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Oh no! John! John! They got John! Noooooooooo!

Don't stop now Lucy! They're gaining on us! Quick! Up that tree!

AIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Lucy! Lucy! Oh no, Lucy!

I'm here Ralph! I just fell into this hole!

I'm comeing for you Lucy!

(rustling noises)

Just stay there Lucy, I'm comeing to get you!

Ralph! What about the unicorns!

Ralph?


Ralph!


Ralph!!! Noooooo...


Lucy? This is Jim! Ralph is with me! Everything is going to be Ok

Jim? What happened to the unicorns!

We don't know. They seem to have left.

Oh no! There they are!

They were hiding behind those rocks!

Quick! Into that hole!

(thump, thump)

Lucy? Lucy? Are you there?

I think we landed on her.

Oh no! Poor Lucy! Is she Ok?

No... I'm afraid she's dead, Jim.

No! Not Lucy! Oh no...

(sobbing)

There's only one way out of this mess.

(more sobbing)

What are you doing! Ralph! What are you doing with Lucy?!

It's the only way, Jim! Her body should distract those rabid, canabalistic, flesh-eating unicorns long enough for us to get away!

Put her down! How dare you feed her to those, those things!

There is no other way!

(sounds of struggling)

Nooooooo!!! Lucy! Lucyyy!!!

Run you fool! Run while you have the chance!

AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Jim! No, not you too!

(lots of crashing through bushes)

Ralph! Up here!

Bob! I thought they got you too!

No, I managed to hide up here!

Oh no! The unicorns!

They must have followed you here!

Will they never stop?

What are they doing now?

I don't know...

No! Oh no!

ZAAAPPP!

RUN!

Too late!

Aieeeeeeeee-squish


The (burp) End


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